He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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