i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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