Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
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I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
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Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
You reeked of guilt and shame and we offered you pancakes
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
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