just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
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Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
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On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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