And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
You ended at least 6 stories with "and that's why I don't snort coke anymore"
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
