Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
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you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
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Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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