Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
To do list: put blue gatorade in a windex spray bottle. spray it into my mouth in public so people think i'm drinking windex.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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