By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
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