I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
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vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
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That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
The air taste purple.
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