I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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