But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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