it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
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I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
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Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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