dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
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PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
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No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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