you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
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he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
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Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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