all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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