i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
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