I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
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I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
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People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
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