they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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