Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
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Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
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Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
nothing says "fuck you jocks from high school my life is better than yours" like bringing 5 grand in 20s to the bar
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
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