I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
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His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
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THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
When we get drunk one of us ends up running off and fucking someone in an inappropriate place, like the roof of the restaurant, or Greece, while the other convinces people not to worry and not to go looking. That good sir is a real mother fucking friendship.
Thats what I'm talking about
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