she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
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