My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
there was a trapeze. enough said
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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