Your face is a jimmy john
so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
found the other keg... it's in the tree
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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