Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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