I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
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Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
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Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!