Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
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we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
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I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.