32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
make that 40.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
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You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
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Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT