talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
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so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
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he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.