thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
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dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
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My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Sam 'it Won't Fit' Wilson". No clue when or where it came from....
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet