You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
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she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
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You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
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