I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
I just found puke in my bra..
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
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he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
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I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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