Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Randomize
