u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
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