Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
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I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
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It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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