I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
My bed smells like stale sex...I want it to smell like fresh sex, I miss you.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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