Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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