I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
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My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
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Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
My boss couldn’t find her phone so she asked me to call it and when I found it the screen said Fuck Toy was calling. I’m very much okay with this
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