I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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