i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
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I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
I couldn't tell if those girls from the bar were lesbians or just awesome
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
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I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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