So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
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Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
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My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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