just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
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I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
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She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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