I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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