like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Someone needs to lock me in a chastity belt because all my vagina does is get me into trouble. Fuck.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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