We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
Randomize
