can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
We are two peas in an std pod
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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