how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
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