More tranny stories later!
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
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