How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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