Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
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