i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
We need to rekindle our bromance
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
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I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
She bit a glass in half.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
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hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
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