HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
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