My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
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tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
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All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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