Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
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That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
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Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
I don't suppose you have a recipe for a cocktail made of bitter resignation, regretting everything, poor life descisions and deep-seated self-loathing?
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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