guys are only as good as the porn they watch
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
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Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
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I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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