this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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