I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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