out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
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Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
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oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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