We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
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